Christian Cage vs. CM Punk (Hell in a Cell for the World Championship)

Christian enters the ring and looks up at the cage.

The lights go out. All of the sudden, 'Cult of Personality' strikes.


Punk walks down, slapping hands. He enters the ring and does a sick laugh.


The ref calls for the bell, then secures the padlock on the cage door.
Ding ding ding!

Cage and Punk stare at eachother, then Cage slaps Punk across the face and yells, "come on, you're not that tough!"


Tazz: And the match begins... way to add insult to injury, huh?


He then kicks him in the gut and throws him to the outside. He gets a chair and strikes him in the back, then lifts him up but...

Punk low blows Cage and starts going crazy with the chair. He then lifts Cage up for the GTS...

Cage slides down punks back and grabs a kendo stick. He smacks him in the back with it and laughs. He lifts punk up and throws him against the cage, then breaks the cage open and exits. He goes back inside to get something but...

Punk strikes Cage in the back and stomps on him twice. He goes under the ring and gets a table wrapped in barbed wire, then goes outside and sets it up. He goes back inside to get Cage...


Booker T: Oh my god... what do you think he plans on doing with that, Tazz?
Tazz: It's a table, goddammit. What else could he do with it?

Cage delivers a kendo stick to the groin, then goes under the ring and gets matches. He lights the table on fire, but Punk gets Cage and spears him through it. But before he can get to the cover, someone jumps out of the stand and hits Punk with a chair. He takes off his hoodie and it's... Tyson Tomko! He drags Christian over Punk.

1... 2... 3!

The ref calls for the bell.

Ding ding ding!
Here's your winner, and the first ever World Champion... Christian... Cage!



Booker T: What the hell was that? Is that even legal?
Tazz: It's a Hell in a Cell match, Booker. No rules. But what a brutal championship match, and certainly a great way to kick off the show, too.