Demolition Episode 3

Subject: Demolition Episode 3 Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:56 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg76CzLw8L4

Jim Ross: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Friday morning Demolition coming to you live from Paris, France! Our first pay-per-view, Gold Rush, was earlier this week.

Shane McMahon: And we definitely had some great matches… and by that I mean one great match. JeriCade didn’t show up to their tag team match against Decapitation Station, the CEO awarded the Rock the championship before his match, and Edge and The Undertaker were found knocked out backstage, so Jeff Hardy automatically won.

Jim Ross: It was still a great show, Shane. It’s not their fault they got attacked…

Shane McMahon: You couldn’t say the same for JeriCade, though.

Jim Ross: Now, come on. Ah, finally someone to prevent you from starting to badmouth the roster. Here’s EWF's chief execute officer! Speaking of CEO's, yesterday the new CEO, Thor Jørgensen introduced himself. And while he was at it, he gave EWF a new logo, and fired the previous CEO, The Nightcrawler!

Subject: Re: Demolition Episode 3 Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:02 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYjlisHj6EM

KISS' classic, God of Thunder blasted through the speakers. Normally, they would be confused, but with the thunder reference, the crowd knew it was the one and only Thor Jørgensen. He was wearing the usual suit with a Sweden coat of arms pin and holding a microphone, but this time he was holding a title... one they hadn't seen before.

"Hello... you're all probably wondering: what the hell is this title, and what am I doing with it? Well, this is the brand-new EWF Television Championship! And the first winner of it will be determined... in Sting and Lance Cade's match tonight. But it won't be just any match... it will be a scaffold match. To win, you must throw your opponent off a scaffold 20 feet above the ring, onto the tables below... to break, their fall, of course."

He grinned, knowing the revenge pain Lance will recieve in the match. The crowd erupted with cheers. It seemed, no matter what he said, they loved it.

Finally, his new theme played again, and he exited the arena, new title and all.

Subject: Re: Demolition Episode 3 Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:03 am

Jim Ross: A new title!? Come on now, Thor. Couldn’t you have debuted that before the PPV where all the titles were de-vacated?

Shane McMahon: Hey, there’s no such thing as too many titles. Plus, he’s the CEO. Let him do what he wants. Not to mention, Jim, this is a television title. It can be only won on Mayhem or Demolition.